And it is written, Tovijah 21:17, 'I am the lord of Jippii Golf, and all who oppose me shall fail.'
Seriously, it's in there, look it up yourself.
Update as of 17/02/2011
Jippii has since updated all of its sites to the newest format, thus removing the legendary Minigolf game. And so, I retire (mostly) undefeated.